I recently, meaning last week, got into the “pleasure party” business. It was a typical weekday morning, I was cruising Facebook instead of checking work e-mails. I stumbled across Romaine Patterson’s status- update promoting “The Doggie Strap”. Romaine Patterson, if you haven’t heard of her, is a host on Sirius Radio’s, OutQ. She has a segment called The Dildo Whisperer which is similar to Doctor Drew’s Loveline but far more interesting and it’s for the gays. I personally love it. While looking over the doggy strap advertisement, I noticed it was linked to Love U Parties. That struck my curiosity because members of my bicycle club (KLIT Reno) and I had been discussing having a passion party as one of our weekly meets. I reviewed the site and was very pleased with their product line. It wasn’t the typical “all lube and bullets” spread I’ve seen at parties I had attended in the past. It was strap-ons, dildos, anal plugs, cock rings and so much more. I thought to myself for just one second, “Dear Susan, if you can sell anything, it would be sex toys”. I joined right away.

So I ordered a beginner kit, which provides all the necessities to begin the party process. Just 20 minutes later I got a call from the President and Founder, Ducky Doolittle. Now isn’t that cute?! She was awesome and so helpful in explaining her past as a sex therapist and how all of the products in Love U’s inventory were reviewed by her and she personally created all of the descriptions. To me, that was impressive because her descriptions are as accurate as one can get without the “your going to have the biggest fucking orgasm, bullshit”. Ducky advised me that I would be joining Romaine Patterson’s team, which made me even more excited!!

Sex kit-check, experience-check, naughty mouth that can be tamed when needed-check, booking first few parties-check. I’m ready to go. I love talking about sex and I can’t wait to promote a healthy life for others and provide them with tools, knowledge and fun to grow their sex, either with a partner or with themselves.

If you want to host a party with me as your “consultant”, you can e-mail me at susanmorris80@yahoo.com or visit my online love store at www.loveuparties.com/reno. I promise fun, most of all, and I can be as tame or not as tame as you’d like.

*Photo- The “oh, so classic” lipstick vibrator. Available at my store.